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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 May 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 246
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55032) - you deserved it (27643)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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