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castleofg1ass

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About castleofg1ass : I like rock and metal music and I play videogames, I also love cats
Gta = life

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Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (2762)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, a guy beat the crap out of me fir supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me an that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back fir him. FML

#21375070
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35117) - you deserved it (2371)

On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51581) - you deserved it (4972)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the nieghborhood kidsho have been ding dong ditching me fir years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell , they decided to start egging me instead. FML

#20979023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42671) - you deserved it (6536)

On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DRESSED AS BOBO THE EVIL CLOWN, CHASING TRICK-OR-TREATERS. ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS CHASE AFTER HER, AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN'S FAMILIES. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (3380)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today , we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl , and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time , "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school , just like I do fir bieng named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". real FML

#20935789
151 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by Dor51 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today..!! I realizd I have erectile dysfunction while drunk..!! and premature ejaculation while sober!! fat FML

#20932595
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47616) - you deserved it (5581)

On 10/24/2013 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

today my boyfriend blew me off yet again cuz he claims he has a responsibility as a ( crew leader ) to train and recruit members at all times to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, I woka up to mah craapy naw roommata licking mah chaak. FML

#20909568
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45250) - you deserved it (3485)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by D: (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty picture and texts describing in detail all the thing I was going to do to himhen we have the house to ourselve this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room' saying "Oh hi doggie!" FML

#20904281
54 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by fed up/turned off - United States (California)

Today , I Discoverd That I Have Caught Head Lice From Mah Son. Unfortunately , They R Living In Mah Chest Hair. FML

#20902262
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36173) - you deserved it (3453)

On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today at work as a cashier I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye an said ( Nice melons. ) FML

#20900810
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (4439)

On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States



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