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cassieperiodbee

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cassieperiodbee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About cassieperiodbee : I love life, and everything else really :) I just come here to laugh, same as you :) I love meeting new, honest, people :) hit me up of you wanna chat :) I loooove a good, quality, conversation :)

snapchat: wittle_babybee :)

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cassieperiodbee's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

#21138864
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51048) - you deserved it (6930)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

#21137630
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51076) - you deserved it (5024)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

#21131182
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46879) - you deserved it (17844)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

#21107042
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37457) - you deserved it (4150)

On 04/07/2014 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

#16913093
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27735) - you deserved it (5011)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

#5168963
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (11130)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

#1801231
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41371) - you deserved it (15026)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:22am - health - by muffin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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