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About cassieperiodbee : I love life, and everything else really :) I just come here to laugh, same as you :) I love meeting new, honest, people :) hit me up of you wanna chat :) I loooove a good, quality, conversation :) However, I do not speak to people over the age of 25, also do not speak to me if you are only aiming for sexual favors.
Anyways, I hope to hear from you soon! :)
snapchat: wittle_babybee :)
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Monday 30 March 2015