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Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)
Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a facebook for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 3:11pm - love - by secret - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States
Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 2:50am - love - by stillyoung (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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