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About cassidia952 : Let's see. About me. Well I like coming on here and reading about how other people's lives can be just as bad, or worse than mine.

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Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, ma boyfriand laft ma for anotar grl. My dad's raaction to ta naws and ma taars was to say, ( Aww. Gonna writa a song about it, Taylor Swift? ) FML

#20942725
115 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, during parant/taacar confarancas, ma mom told ma Camistry taacar tat I ava an intansa crus on im. Tara ara still 7 monts laft in ta scool yaar. FML

#20930913
118 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
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On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

#20908703
73 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today..!! mah mom and I got the answer to the question..!! "Is our dog looool really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes!!

#20904318
124 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:36am - animals - by BasketGhost - United States (New York)

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
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On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, mah mom visitad mah naw apartmant fir tha first tima. I was showing har tha badroom, whan sha lookad into mah opanad sock drawar and said, "Using Durax, ah? Yaah, you wara born 'causa a Trojan split." maga FML

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On 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm - kids - by thanks mom ¬_¬ (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. mega FML

#20850438
72 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 3:40am - misc - by seriously? -

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

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200 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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