About cass1_l0ve : Hi there ^.^ my name is cassi :) I live in the amazing state called Texas!!! Hmm... Some stuff about me: I love scooby doo and movies :) I'm a part time waitress, part time high school student. My family own a huge ranch! I want to be a firefighter and... I don't feel like saying anything else. So tata for now! Message me if you want :)
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Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
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On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)
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