About cass1_l0ve : HEY THERE STRANGER DANGER!! My name is Cassidy! I am an Irish girl, raised in the amazing state of Texas! I am 17 years old, and I am currently crashing in South Korea! I'm engaged to marry next summer to my man candy! Yay! What else...? Oh yah, I speak 4 languages (Irish-Gaelic, English, Korean, and Spanish) and I have a huge coffee addiction problem!! I love to be nice to EVERYBODY!! Please do not mistake this kindness for flirting, because I promise you it's not! I just love talking to people!! Whelp, I guess that's it! So, Message me If you want!! ANNYEONGHI GASEYO!!
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by Chan / 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
by Kirta / 11/09/2009 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
by diva467 / 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm / United States (New York) / Love
by haha247 / 08/14/2009 at 10:09am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
by iluvcoconutrough / 07/02/2009 at 12:34am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
by funnyguyNOT / 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…