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  • Number of visits : 1360
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About cass1_l0ve : HEY THERE STRANGER DANGER!! My name is Cassidy! I am an Irish girl, raised in the amazing state of Texas! I am 17 years old, and I am currently crashing in South Korea! I'm engaged to marry next summer to my man candy! Yay! What else...? Oh yah, I speak 4 languages (Irish-Gaelic, English, Korean, and Spanish) and I have a huge coffee addiction problem!! I love to be nice to EVERYBODY!! Please do not mistake this kindness for flirting, because I promise you it's not! I just love talking to people!! Whelp, I guess that's it! So, Message me If you want!! ANNYEONGHI GASEYO!!

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Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33744) - you deserved it (5331)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33744) - you deserved it (5331)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (6634)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (4925)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21425) - you deserved it (3659)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29932) - you deserved it (7654)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20010) - you deserved it (25213)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13194) - you deserved it (32179)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61291) - you deserved it (7527)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30613) - you deserved it (5524)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10768) - you deserved it (51255)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML

#13141247
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23269) - you deserved it (13353)

On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

#11968011
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34468) - you deserved it (4135)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

#11968011
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34468) - you deserved it (4135)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17264) - you deserved it (41080)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)



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