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cass1_l0ve
  • Town/Country : killeen, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About cass1_l0ve : Hi there ^.^ my name is cassi :) I live in the amazing state called Texas!!! Hmm... Some stuff about me: I love scooby doo and movies :) I'm a part time waitress, part time high school student. My family own a huge ranch! I want to be a firefighter and... I don't feel like saying anything else. So tata for now! Message me if you want :)

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23953) - you deserved it (3708)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

#18703158
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8661) - you deserved it (57418)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

#18703060
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16307) - you deserved it (1978)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:15am - health - by emsbuffalo - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12311) - you deserved it (19178)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9917) - you deserved it (28148)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35723) - you deserved it (5434)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40344) - you deserved it (2820)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

#18666751
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19352) - you deserved it (1507)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12045) - you deserved it (23142)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43734) - you deserved it (7692)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

#18650624
98 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (32051)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16801) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML

#18641701
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23605) - you deserved it (1832)

On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (15850)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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