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  • Number of visits : 1137
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About cass1_l0ve : HEY THERE STRANGER DANGER!! My name is Cassidy! I am an Irish girl, raised in the amazing state of Texas! I am 17 years old, and I am currently crashing in South Korea! I'm engaged to marry next summer to my man candy! Yay! What else...? Oh yah, I speak 4 languages (Irish-Gaelic, English, Korean, and Spanish) and I have a huge coffee addiction problem!! I love to be nice to EVERYBODY!! Please do not mistake this kindness for flirting, because I promise you it's not! I just love talking to people!! Whelp, I guess that's it! So, Message me If you want!! ANNYEONGHI GASEYO!!

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Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

#20906869
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50922) - you deserved it (7063)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

#20559000
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32400) - you deserved it (10929)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

#20499439
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50709) - you deserved it (5894)

On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10920) - you deserved it (39270)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9091) - you deserved it (28308)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37978) - you deserved it (5606)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML

#18881598
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30341) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31681) - you deserved it (4974)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

#18827705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28276) - you deserved it (2911)

On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (2828)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19278) - you deserved it (3474)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13901) - you deserved it (43166)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

#18772081
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (3217)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

#18770339
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32168) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (6149)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States



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