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casii
  • Town/Country : unknown, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About casii : Hey there.
Things in my life go amazing and awful at times, but i like to hold on for my life, and just enjoy the ride.
I will be very glad to tell you the things that get me down or go wrong, if you are here to listen, Im here to keep you interested.
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Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (5929) - you deserved it (26634)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (49765) - you deserved it (4754)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

#6348430 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (31529) - you deserved it (1100)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." FML

#3361176 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (10717) - you deserved it (61192)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (34580) - you deserved it (8414)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mother I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh...shoot." and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

#3344863 (484)

I agree, your life sucks (59154) - you deserved it (8374)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (523)

I agree, your life sucks (249109) - you deserved it (34306)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)