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casii
  • Town/Country : unknown, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 559
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About casii : Hey there.
Things in my life go amazing and awful at times, but i like to hold on for my life, and just enjoy the ride.
I will be very glad to tell you the things that get me down or go wrong, if you are here to listen, Im here to keep you interested.
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Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7898) - you deserved it (37052)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56865) - you deserved it (6108)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

#6348430
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36373) - you deserved it (1479)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." FML

#3361176
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14355) - you deserved it (83607)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40690) - you deserved it (11575)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

#3344863
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66585) - you deserved it (11163)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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