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About cash_monkey72 : My life is as boring as shit, but it's still better than yours. You're probably here because either you enjoyed one of my comments, or because I offended you. If you enjoyed my comment, thank you for having a sense of humor. If I offended you, go fuck yourself. Oops, did I offend you again? If you're into post-hardcore I would recommend checking out my cousin's band, As Animals Eat my Insides. If you've read this far, I'm a little creeped out, but I'm ok with it as long as you're a hot girl. If you feel like giving away random money, message me, because I would send it to a very good charity, my back pocket. In my opinion, there is no point in living if there won't be a zombie apocalypse. Oh, and learn some fucking grammar people! You're = you are! Your = possessive! It isn't that hard!





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Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48674) - you deserved it (5466)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35096) - you deserved it (4873)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)



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