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Today, I drove past a frehouse that had volunteer fremen taking collections. I take out a $20 an start to roll the window downhen I remember mah window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the freman. Now the freman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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130 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Taday te guy tat I lyk took me on to te Cavaliers game. At te game, on te jumbotron tey do a ting were tey sow couples an ave tem kiss, te camera goes on to us an as I go into kiss im e turns an says "not in tis lifetime". Te entire stadium got to see me get rejected. big fat FML

#934076
252 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting using mah laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process mah knee hit mah laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke mah $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 2:50am - misc - by MYLIFESUX (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

#402387
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On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . at a ard rock concert.. . a bunc of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty wile mosing . I was inside tat port-a-potty . FML

#231694
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Today it is mah twin sistars and mah birthday. Wa both wantad a day at tha spa for our birthday. My sistar got a gift cartificata to tha spa hila I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Targat. My mom said it would cost too much to maka ma pratty also. maga FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm playing basketball with mah little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he hered that word, he respondd with "Daddy calls you that when you're around." FML

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77 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... my friend sent me a link about looool a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app 4 months. FML

#14095
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)



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