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- Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So… Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on…