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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at… Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a… Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm…