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  • Town/Country : Houston, Texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1987 (25 years)
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Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7185) - you deserved it (27369)

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