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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14126
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carriealana : I like ice cream and naps. And Bob Dylan.

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Visits<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:43pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:35am<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Mean_Oreo2436</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:49pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:06am<b>s3ahawkz</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:10pm<b>Tommy214</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:12am<b>Kjaerlighet</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 3:03pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 10:17am<b>refticon</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 6:26pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:54am<b>gqlmno</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:19am<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 2:11pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 8:00pm<b>Twisted_Killjoy</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 5:09pm<b>fringeisawesome</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 6:20am

Fucked!<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 7:30pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:06am<b>refticon</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:26am<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:11pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 8:18am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:49pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:39pm<b>Varieus</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:27pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:19am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:24pm<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 8:23am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 3:03pm

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (89601) - you deserved it (28607)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16765) - you deserved it (68869)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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