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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13851
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carriealana : I like ice cream and naps. And Bob Dylan.

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84029) - you deserved it (26760)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14522) - you deserved it (64345)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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