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  • Town/Country : long island, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 March 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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