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carofaceplace
  • Town/Country : Tallahassee, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1992 (20 years)
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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14224) - you deserved it (49650)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12290) - you deserved it (1316)

On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (2574)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)



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