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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1945
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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carmenm's favorite FMLs

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

by Rachael / 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm / United States / Work

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML

by Unbearable / 06/25/2011 at 3:58pm / United States (New York) / Health

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Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

by Ali (New York) / 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

by arekusa / 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

by Morgan / 06/22/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

by anonymous / 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

by katie / 05/25/2011 at 4:23am / Intimacy

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

by woodchuck0022 / 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

by n77 / 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

by cmore / 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

by feelthelove / 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

by josh / 09/19/2009 at 4:47am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous