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  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 95
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Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

#16929016
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28435) - you deserved it (2407)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by Rachael (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7699) - you deserved it (53436)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML

#16851890
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14048) - you deserved it (30902)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:58pm - health - by Unberable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14936) - you deserved it (28758)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

#16807488
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25538) - you deserved it (2815)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44043) - you deserved it (6900)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

#16793307
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13113) - you deserved it (24948)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Morgan - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

#16787044
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33894) - you deserved it (2377)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49526) - you deserved it (16932)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

#16284011
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9882) - you deserved it (24729)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

#15891295
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31212) - you deserved it (3056) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

#8980623
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28171) - you deserved it (4633)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

#6118877
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (4320)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43070) - you deserved it (13372)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)



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