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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62317) - you deserved it (5414)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47838) - you deserved it (15437)

On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)



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