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carmagnet

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>seemo82</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 10:04am<b>YouMadBra</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 4:51pm<b>XPhoenixFire</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 10:22am<b>buttermilkpenis</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 5:52pm<b>GrimmReefer92</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 11:51pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 4:23pm<b>edvin</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 1:45am<b>EvilLittleMan</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 8:19pm<b>loramo</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 6:50pm<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 2:29pm<b>MrsCupCake69</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 1:29pm<b>gracehi</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 2:08pm<b>Evgeny2222</b> - the 09/11/2013 at 3:19pm<b>khaayotic</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 1:43am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 12:36am<b>acdgal</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 11:28pm<b>naughtia</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 10:45pm

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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carmagnet's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love