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  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21606) - you deserved it (81435)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)



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