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carlyycatt
  • Town/Country : FLORIDA!(:
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About carlyycatt : im generally a funny, happy, all smiles, and all laughs, lately not so much! FML.

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Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

#2103981 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (13622) - you deserved it (66146)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (71030) - you deserved it (4829)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (93665) - you deserved it (7269)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (11903) - you deserved it (72964)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (163435) - you deserved it (32444)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

#94773 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (6361) - you deserved it (47237)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:35am - love - by notsosexygirl (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (4717) - you deserved it (13898)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version