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Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (6783)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML


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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML


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On 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML


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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33205) - you deserved it (42091) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous - France

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