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carleybeak
  • Town/Country : Mitten state, 'Murcia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

#141868
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I agree, your life sucks (19669) - you deserved it (31722)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (223121) - you deserved it (37845)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (5505)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version



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