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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.


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Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (2307)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (8611)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32775) - you deserved it (6677)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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