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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53401) - you deserved it (16741)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm - love - by ruvru - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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