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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:21pm<b>CallMeHush</b> - the 03/20/2010 at 2:46am

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

by ruvru / 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

by grlks / 02/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

by Mazzam / 11/19/2008 at 6:33am / Love

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

by Jonathan / 10/13/2008 at 4:27am / Love