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About carecow : You must have confused me with someone interesting.
In my spare time I try teaching fish poetry.
Same username on kik if that's your thing.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
Friday 7 March 2014