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About carecow : Smoke and lasers, love and ravers.
Afterglow, we're ready for the afterglow.
In my spare time I try to teach fish about poetry.
I may or may not own a Pikachu onesie. Tail included.
Also looking to expand a tattoo collection!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
Friday 22 May 2015