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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 979
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carecow : Smoke and lasers, love and ravers.
Afterglow, we're ready for the afterglow.

In my spare time I try to teach fish about poetry.

I may or may not own a Pikachu onesie. Tail included.

Also looking to expand a tattoo collection!

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carecow's favorite FMLs

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

#21322774
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26591) - you deserved it (2580)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51122) - you deserved it (3011)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (89804)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

#20163281
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49524) - you deserved it (6259)

On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

#13817966
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33373) - you deserved it (6576)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML



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