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carecow
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1116
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carecow : We're way past the sunshine and ice cream
I pray it's not a pipe dream
As dumb as it might seem
When we're grown up, will you still like me?

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Visits<b>ashmix123</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:15pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:12pm<b>teentee401</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:22pm<b>ladicius</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 1:44pm<b>Jax_Ashnarr</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 12:15pm<b>kaymo2</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:41pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:43pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 10:54pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:19pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 6:18am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 8:06pm<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:25pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 12:54pm<b>JustMe1600</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:25am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:23pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:44pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:45am<b>Teeleebabyy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:36am

Fucked!<b>ashmix123</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:17am<b>ladicius</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:44pm<b>kaymo2</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:42am<b>elohnah</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:26pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:34pm<b>jessvrae</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:22pm<b>dieana</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:59am<b>lolo717</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:19pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:42am<b>morganshea</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:32pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:17pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:33pm<b>saylorpayne</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:53pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:58am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 10:47pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 4:55am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 2:09am<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:58pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (2848)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51206) - you deserved it (3014)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23731) - you deserved it (94914)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

#20163281
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51124) - you deserved it (6415)

On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

#13817966
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36154) - you deserved it (6969)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML



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