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Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
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Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States
Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at my job as a waitress, I patiently told an elderly customer that it wasn't OK to grab my butt. He started crying. I was fired for "being mean and unreasonable". FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 2:33pm - work - by buttstothat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)
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