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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1251
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About caracaricaro : I'm really quiet. Most people think it's because I'm shy but thats not the reason. I'm just a really good listener. I live in Alabama but I don't really talk country I think. My favorite color is lavender(purple). I don't follow the crowd(I could care less about Justin beiber). Message me to find out more

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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

#15740494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (4354)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33952) - you deserved it (11013)

On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (7506)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25903) - you deserved it (3447)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

#15720918
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17484) - you deserved it (27064)

On 04/10/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by Ouch (woman) - Canada

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37079) - you deserved it (4108)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

#15710097
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13474) - you deserved it (42554)

On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

#15706489
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29636) - you deserved it (7209)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17881) - you deserved it (30191)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32310) - you deserved it (3900)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

#15700119
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (6167)

On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31687) - you deserved it (3571)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41561) - you deserved it (3532)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

#15683687
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23494) - you deserved it (3614)

On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49576) - you deserved it (5274)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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