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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate our 4-year anniversary with a shadow box I had made for her of our memories over the years. I left her house single, with a small bag of "breakup candy." FML

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

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