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Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49574) - you deserved it (6570)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40669) - you deserved it (6876)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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