Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 12/15/2014 at 6:36pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About captaininouille : Hi you! Welcome to my profile and don't forget to send a little message ;)

captaininouille's page activity

Visits<b>colerean</b> - 24 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 10:04pm<b>Grantastic</b> - yesterday at 9:40pm<b>orbit</b> - yesterday at 6:36pm<b>Lct1196</b> - yesterday at 6:28pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - yesterday at 6:10pm<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 2:53am<b>thief1434</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 6:18pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:04am<b>Timotha</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 7:41pm<b>RMLrapemylife</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 6:07pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 1:16pm<b>Jenn_love69</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 2:18am<b>natalea_rae</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 7:20pm<b>mookie10</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 4:02pm<b>heffastera</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 4:01pm<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 3:35pm<b>luebbe</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 12:49am

Liked!<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:16am<b>maxw59</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 6:05am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:57am<b>MlleCerise</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 5:58pm<b>xJAGx1505x</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 10:51pm<b>Timotha</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 4:13am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 12:41am<b>Jenn_love69</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:32pm<b>patches116</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 10:33pm<b>ashtic</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:14pm<b>RocketmanWelbz</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 5:55am<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 12:05am<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:00pm<b>heffastera</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:45am<b>bustyou</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 2:09am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 5:54pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 5:06am<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 1:26am

captaininouille's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of captaininouille's badges

captaininouille's favorite FMLs

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44020) - you deserved it (3845)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48869) - you deserved it (4324)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (3649)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35196) - you deserved it (2506)

On 08/03/2014 at 8:47pm - misc - by scared - Canada

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (6717)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50698) - you deserved it (6636)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40962) - you deserved it (6906)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: