Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

captaininouille

Offline (10 hours ago) | Search for a member

captaininouille

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About captaininouille : Hi you welcome to my profile send a little message if you want ;)

captaininouille's page activity

Visits<b>sonshadsil94</b> - 10 hours ago<b>luebbe</b> - 10 hours ago<b>RandEm2497</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Schizomaniac</b> - yesterday at 6:50am<b>Spetz14</b> - yesterday at 6:29am<b>AllKnowingTurtle</b> - yesterday at 5:37pm<b>Ruben_Jab</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 8:53am<b>Dudebromans</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 8:13am<b>aceking69</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:24pm<b>ChristianH39</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:05pm<b>Fancyman123</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 10:16pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 9:48pm<b>Thorvald22</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 5:12pm<b>thatoneninjadude</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:42am<b>wtfomfgfml</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 9:28am<b>lachataigne</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 6:03am<b>Ausdank</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 4:10am<b>suidwes_bul</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 1:57am

captaininouille's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of captaininouille's badges

captaininouille's favorite FMLs

Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

#21228755
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35071) - you deserved it (2498)

On 08/03/2014 at 8:47pm - misc - by scared - Canada

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

#21225778
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38565) - you deserved it (6693)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50458) - you deserved it (6615)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

#21193510
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40819) - you deserved it (6889)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: