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captaincrazy_x
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 June 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About captaincrazy_x : Hi I'm person and my life is f****d up

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Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35252) - you deserved it (31867)

On 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by libraries are a girl's best friend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17129) - you deserved it (42094)

On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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