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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 470
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About captainbuttsecks : Why are you looking here I already gave the stuff to Joey or was it John I'm not to sure but heh did you hear what Obama said or was it chuck Norris or maybe it was Bruce lee unless I'm confusing them all with will smith

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy