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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1935 (79 years)
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Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41489) - you deserved it (4898)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:33am - kids - by Alice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


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