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Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML


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