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captain2obvious
  • Town/Country : somewhere over the rainbow, U. S. of A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 858
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About captain2obvious : "What is today?" "It's tomorrows yesterday".

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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104
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I agree, your life sucks (364253) - you deserved it (20245)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (307479) - you deserved it (40958)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178029) - you deserved it (61467)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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