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About capsizedatsea : I am a keen sailor. I race dinghies(small sail boats) competitively and currently sail a two-handed boat called a 420(it is called this cause it is 420cm long for all you stoners out there who think it is funny).

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML


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On 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML


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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML


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On 03/15/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by nerdlette (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML


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On 03/06/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML


Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML


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On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, I got an angry call to the phone shop where I work. The caller demanded that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been tricked because his phone got ruined by water "even though he was using the waterproof application". FML


Today, I broke my tooth nearly in half. On a completely unrelated note, the Jew's Harp is my new least-favorite instrument. FML

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML


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On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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