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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3642
  • Number of comments : 556
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About capnbzarr : Sometimes, there's a man.

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Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

#1056
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9636) - you deserved it (19011)

On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (75397)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32674) - you deserved it (2891)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
98 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (5850)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (3374)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29788) - you deserved it (1988)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55034) - you deserved it (6702)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (2119)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35479) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20436) - you deserved it (2243)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21372) - you deserved it (11217)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version



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