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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2402
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML


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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML


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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML


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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML


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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML


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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

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