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capnbzarr

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2812
  • Number of comments : 516
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About capnbzarr : Sometimes, there's a man.

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capnbzarr's favorite FMLs

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (1742)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52018) - you deserved it (6317)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (1862)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32294) - you deserved it (3254)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17565) - you deserved it (1957)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11828) - you deserved it (37685)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19027) - you deserved it (10092)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version



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