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Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

#19708728
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19173) - you deserved it (2084)

On 05/31/2012 at 7:29am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19254) - you deserved it (1998)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML

#19696496
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18096) - you deserved it (7114)

On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

#19691249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5151) - you deserved it (28448)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

#19687901
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11024) - you deserved it (31027)

On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (1836)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71369) - you deserved it (746422)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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