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Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20798) - you deserved it (7466)

On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML


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On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

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