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Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
by is there a environmental scientist in the house? / 03/05/2013 at 3:48am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison / 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Health
Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm / Iceland / Work
by Anonymous / 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
by mm / 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
by Owen / 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
by Misunderstood Waitress / 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Work
by Tj Hunt / 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by i fking love docb / 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm / Virgin Islands, U.S. / Love
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
by markderanjer / 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Love
by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 7:29am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 6:22am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,…