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About caohm : I love cupcakes, gettin drunk and spongebob.
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Today, I Took Mah Kids To An Easter Party Hosted By A Local Church. The Nice Lady In Charge Told The Kids, ( Jesus Died, But He Rose To Life Again! ) My 9 Year Old Screamed, ( LIKE A ZOMBIE! ) Big Fat FML
2day my boyfriend an I were having sex an in the heat of the moment I crid out 4 him to go harder. He had an exasperatd expression on his face, an in an adamantly offendd tone he said, "Don't tell me wat to do." Then he stoppd an left the room. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant 4 a friend's brthday looool . There were two very attractive waiters . They waitd until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them . They promptly left upon my return . Men avoid me . FML
Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML
YESTERDAY, I WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS AN DECIDED TO FREEBALL IT TO SCHOOL!! AS I WENT TO SIT DOWN DURING FIRST CLASS, I MANAGED TO SIT ON MAH OWN BALLS, SCREAM, THEN COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR GASPING!! MY TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS SCREWING AROUND AN GAVE ME DETENTION!! FML
Today, my parents and I attendd the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum mutterd, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she did", and my dad chuckld. A fight quickly eruptd, and the police were calld. FML
Today , I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunc , ma broter and I started walking back to ma car. Halfway tere , we were jumped , treatened wit a knife , and yelled at to and over our money. Te only ting ma broter could do was ask our mugger , "U , wat gender are you?" FML
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML
Yesterday , looool I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit cuz he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse , falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML
Friday 27 March 2015