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Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (4263)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (4263)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (4263)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (4263)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (4263)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17614) - you deserved it (4263)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (2086)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (2086)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20001) - you deserved it (6137)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23334) - you deserved it (3181)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (21292)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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