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canybean
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
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Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML

#2247
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9912) - you deserved it (1562)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14606) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (2865)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (2865)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (2865)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (2865)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)



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