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Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8377) - you deserved it (1149)
On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11099) - you deserved it (2704)
On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15390) - you deserved it (1221)
On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15390) - you deserved it (1221)
On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13241) - you deserved it (2834)
On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13241) - you deserved it (2834)
On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13241) - you deserved it (2834)
On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13241) - you deserved it (2834)
On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)
Monday 17 June 2013
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