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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 September 1978 (36 years)
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About cantik20 : Crazy sweet... it hurts ;-)

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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

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