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Today, while waiting fir mah grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into mah car. When I cleared mah throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (1994)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

#18936421
112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12273)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving 4 work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" 4 the past several months. FML

#18599933
271 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Got To Say, "My Best Friend Hookd Up With My Step-sister's Grandma's Aunt" And Be Correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (2289)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today... my sister's boyfriend said te only ting e'd cange about er was er last looool name. My boyfriend told me e'd cange te sape of my nose. FML

#18458740
92 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I EARD VIBRATING FROM INSIDE MY USBAND'S DESK DRAWER. SINCE E'S AWAY FOR TE WEEKEND, I INVESTIGATED. I FOUND AN UNFAMILIAR CELLPONE WIT AN INBOUND CALL. I ANSWERED IT. TURNS OUT, IT WAS IS MISTRESS. NEITER OF US CAN GET A OLD OF IM. FML

#18429716
229 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

yesterday I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep looool through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. real FML

#18372418
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was looking through some old family picture 4 a scrapbook I'm making. I found image of mah dad passed out in his underwear, mah great-grandpa having a drunken bath, an an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
114 comments

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took mah boyfriend to mah family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, mah mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometime what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

#18369029
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (2365)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm - love - by angie429 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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