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About cannedpeas : I like taking pictures of my ass, and cuddling. I don't like chocolate, unless it's in or on something else. I've been told I give good blowjobs. One of my favourite things to do lately is kiss and cuddle with my big teddy bear. We get really fucking passionate.
And holy shit do I suck at replying to messages. Just keeping trying, I'll get to you eventually.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML
Friday 27 March 2015