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cannedpeas

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cannedpeas : I like taking pictures of my ass, and cuddling. I don't like chocolate, unless it's in or on something else. I've been told I give good blowjobs. One of my favourite things to do lately is kiss and cuddle with my big teddy bear. We get really fucking passionate.

And holy shit do I suck at replying to messages. Just keeping trying, I'll get to you eventually.

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