Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

cannedpeas

Offline (the 04/08/2015 at 6:57am) | Search for a member

cannedpeas

70Fucked!

cannedpeascannedpeas
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1126
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cannedpeas : I like taking pictures of my ass, and cuddling. I don't like chocolate, unless it's in or on something else. I've been told I give good blowjobs. One of my favourite things to do lately is kiss and cuddle with my big teddy bear. We get really fucking passionate.

And holy shit do I suck at replying to messages. Just keeping trying, I'll get to you eventually.

cannedpeas's page activity

Visits<b>AmandaDuch</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 5:26pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 3:20am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:26am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:17am<b>Isak366</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:19pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 5:41pm<b>avatarwill5</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 5:34pm<b>bchin1220</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 12:12pm<b>k_cummins</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 5:41pm<b>Lukeeeeee</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 1:14am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 11:27pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 4:29pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 1:00am<b>dk1991</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:39am<b>aswethinkweiz</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:31pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 8:50am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 4:51am<b>Shane557</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:54pm

Fucked!<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:30pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 2:50pm<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:27pm<b>LieBull2732</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:47pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:18am<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:35am<b>1nertia</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:04am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 3:44am<b>Isak366</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:24am<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 1:36pm<b>xSphinx</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:44am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 10:58pm<b>kooljac702</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 4:21pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 3:02am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 1:12am<b>je83185</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 5:21am<b>hugeteddybear</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 4:21am<b>ActionFearo</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 1:16am

cannedpeas's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of cannedpeas's badges

cannedpeas's favorite FMLs

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19412) - you deserved it (32778)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6155) - you deserved it (45528)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: