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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cannedpeas : I like taking pictures of my ass, and cuddling. I don't like chocolate, unless it's in or on something else. I've been told I give good blowjobs. One of my favourite things to do lately is kiss and cuddle with my big teddy bear. We get really fucking passionate.

And holy shit do I suck at replying to messages. Just keeping trying, I'll get to you eventually.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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cannedpeas's favorite FMLs

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17239) - you deserved it (29595)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4813) - you deserved it (40460)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)



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