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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1989 (22 years)
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Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18231) - you deserved it (25571)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (10677) - you deserved it (44476)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (35968) - you deserved it (10383)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML

#12631880 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (25658) - you deserved it (2404)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (4827)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I realized that I tend to sleep walk, sleep dial, and sleep talk. How did I find out? The police showed up armed and ready at my door because I called 911 and told them about the dream I'd been having, in which my fiance murdered four people. FML

#8297685 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (19260) - you deserved it (2139)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:05pm - misc - by sleepdialer (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

#8286568 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (18365) - you deserved it (1306)

On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that him and his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (14223) - you deserved it (2956)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (2711)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890 (153)

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

#5699307 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (8321)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry 'Fiance' of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

#5287091 (86)

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On 09/16/2009 at 2:34am - love - by OhDamn (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363 (405)

I agree, your life sucks (19822) - you deserved it (185743)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

#538708 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (51097) - you deserved it (5323)

On 03/22/2009 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by liz1234 - United States (Connecticut)