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candy29
  • Town/Country : gilroy, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1829
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About candy29 : Hey everyone:) If you are wondering about my screen name its because my real name means sweet and candy:) I am very girly and love to shop:) but Im into cars, bikes and video games too. I have a couple piercings and tattoos(if you really need to know where then just ask). I love to sing and listen to music. Pretty much anything from Lady Gaga, Alicia Keys, Nicki Minaj, Breaking Benjamin, System of a Down, Bullet for my Valentine to A day to Remember. I am a fun person and pretty much just like to have a good time. I am super silly though and am kind of impossible to take seriously haha:)

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Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

#18957870 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (15082) - you deserved it (1617)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

#18957041 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (6886) - you deserved it (1423)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (16515) - you deserved it (6646)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781 (361)

I agree, your life sucks (31424) - you deserved it (2269)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (27421) - you deserved it (4516)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (43010) - you deserved it (3856) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (18999) - you deserved it (38300)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (3340)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

#15426482 (230)

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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091 (131)

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On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML

#15416414 (123)

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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