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Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32589)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, mah boyfriand wrota ma a braak-up lattar, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today I got a flat tre in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tre and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38478) - you deserved it (2948)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , thinking I was alone in a public bathroom , I started singing the words to mah favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush , so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13179) - you deserved it (33617)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I HAD TO SIFT THROUGH HUNDRD OF PAGAS OF LAGAL DOCUMANTS . THAY WARA ALL WRITTAN IN COMIC SANS FONT . MAGA FML

#16984657
238 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND MYSELF CRYING 4 AN HOURHEN MAH RECREATED CRUSH ON THE SIMS 3 GAME REJECTED MAH CHARACTER AN RAN OFF WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FML

#15978808
252 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today... mah mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. mega FML

#14985467
150 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my son and I attendd my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turnd on Max and Rubyhen we got home. He quickly broke into teres; apparently, it was the episodehere Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

#14950396
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31967) - you deserved it (4503)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by sadcartoons (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin cuz I said "shit"hile I was in a fight with another penguin abouthose igloo is cooler!! Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? mega FML

#14944563
147 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area 4 shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space . real FML

#14934394
67 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah Dad thought ( Joseph ) an ( Francis ) were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of mah laptop an iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. real FML

#14932841
116 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and causd his bladder to leak. real FML

#14913113
27 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML

#14910524
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you deserved it (63197)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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