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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1411
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About candice79 : my name is candice :)

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candice79's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (21981) - you deserved it (3839)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16020) - you deserved it (56074) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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