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candice79
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1100
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363077) - you deserved it (401425)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)