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candice79
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1187
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24536) - you deserved it (5285)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by TypeOhNegative (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13286) - you deserved it (2320)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10989) - you deserved it (37135) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (459764) - you deserved it (571332)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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