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Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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On 03/11/2014 at 6:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 10:38pm - love - by douchegamer - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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