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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About camlovesmcr : I guess my life doesn't suck enough for me to actually post an FML. That should be good news but I'm really eager to finally have something worth putting up.

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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31766) - you deserved it (7852)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46666) - you deserved it (4074)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57810) - you deserved it (12335)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

#6713073
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10467) - you deserved it (27885)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175755) - you deserved it (8979)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59557) - you deserved it (15325)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63131) - you deserved it (6871)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

#3838963
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43780) - you deserved it (4046)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70901) - you deserved it (5218)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64979) - you deserved it (27021)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

#3205233
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62471) - you deserved it (3772)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

#2855395
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84026) - you deserved it (3979)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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